When you’re ten years into a marriage, being lazy lovers is pretty standard practice. Passions have dwindled, commitments have increased, all you want to do after a hard day’s work is go to bed. But it’s not always the healthiest thing to do if you want to keep your marriage, well, a marriage. But how do you change things? Well, help is at hand in the form of a device called the auto-thrusting hydraulic girdle. Yes it sounds ridiculous, but yes it might also help if you and your partner have become lazy lovers. Trouble is it’s also entirely fictional. Because it’s actually a made up device from online comedians The Kloons’ latest sketch video. It’s titled Lazy Lovers just so we all know who it’s aimed at, and takes the form of a mock informercial (mockformercial?). Anyway, it’s for lovers who still want to make the beast with two backs, but are just too damn tired to get it on. How Can This Device Help Lazy Lovers? So, instead of putting the work in yourself...
The 'heart-shaped breast challenge' is one of the latter and is swiftly sweeping across the Chinese social media outlets. The topic has been trending on a Chinese Twitter-twin—Weibo—and has already gathered nearly 2-million-clicks. people and girls are enjoye this trend
Local people from over China are flocking in to show off the 'magic trick' after a particular live-stream hostess performed the trick herself to attract more followers.
A person on Weibo even went on to say, 'To be honest, women with small breasts cannot squeeze out a heart shape.' (Yeah sure! But what's the point of this statement is what we find hard to understand.)
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